All I Want for Christmas is My Carpets Cleaned
And other Yuletide favorites…
Look at this blog post titled "Twas the Week Before Christmas" I found from TCM Restoration andCleaning
in Palmer, Alaska. It’s just too funny not to share! .
“Twas the week before
Christmas when all through the house
The carpet was dirty, and so was the couch.
A throw rug was placed
by the chimney with care,The carpet was dirty, and so was the couch.
In hopes it would cover the burn marks that were there.
The children were cleaning under their beds,
When millions of dust mites dropped on their head.
So Dad clipped a
coupon, and hoped it was true.
Then he called to get carpet cleaned for $9.95 per room.
Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I
flew like a flash.Then he called to get carpet cleaned for $9.95 per room.
Then out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear.
Two carpet cleaners in a van finishing their beer.
The driver stumbled
out, giving his cigarette a flick
Swearing under his breath, "Let's make this one quick",
They walked up the porch! Then knocked on the door!
No way was I letting these guys on the floor.
So we stayed real
quiet and then they were gone.Swearing under his breath, "Let's make this one quick",
They walked up the porch! Then knocked on the door!
No way was I letting these guys on the floor.
All that was left was the beer cans on the lawn.
So I grabbed my computer and "carpet cleaning" I Googled,
Forget about coupons, It doesn't pay to be too frugal.
And then, in a
twinkling, I picked up the phone.
I called TCM of Alaska to get the job done.
No sooner I hung up, and was turning around,
He pulled in the driveway; he came in with a bound.
He was dressed in
uniform, clean cut and neat.I called TCM of Alaska to get the job done.
No sooner I hung up, and was turning around,
He pulled in the driveway; he came in with a bound.
And his clothes were all pressed and booties on his feet.
A neat bundle of hoses he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a professional ready to unpack.
He was friendly and
smart, and one by one,
He made sure I was happy with each room he had done.
He worked real fast and with great style
So I asked him also to clean all my tile.
The house was now clean
and allergen free mostlyHe made sure I was happy with each room he had done.
He worked real fast and with great style
So I asked him also to clean all my tile.
The only thing left was for him to clean the upholstery.
So he finished his work and the house smelled so clean,
and everything sparkled like the lights on our tree.
He packed up his van
and as he drove away,
'There's still some time for you to call us today!’”
Wishing you the very best in the New Year from the Carpet and Rug Institute: 'There's still some time for you to call us today!’”
Anthony, Bethany, Bob, Jeff, Jenn, Joy, Linda, Louise, Pat, Pat, Ryan, Susan, Werner




